Saturday, 13 September 2014

Birmingham to Somerset again

We're at Kate's folks place in Somerset again now. A newly MOT'ed (WOF'ed for you Kiwis) Dotty has been crammed on to the driveway with inches to spare, and we're setting up to put her in to storage for winter.

Last post we were waiting to get the van to Birmingham for some emergency repairs as she was burning oil like a retreating German army. While we were waiting we spent a bit of time at a camp site just south of the city. As we pigged out on all our remaining van food, a cat turned up and ended up being something of a snuggle whore. We easily seduced him and he hung out with us a while, getting cat hair on everything.

Check out that boof-head!
Daw
Spot the kitty!
At day break we fired Dotty up and slowly limped in to south Birmingham and the probably not nicest bit; Kings Norton. Handing over the keys was a sad moment despite our kindly mechanic saying they'd take good care of her - I packed a few bits for a day in Birmingham and off we went in to the city.

I love taking pictures of the van.
Our first stop was the train station, getting Kate on a train home (as that was why we were rushing down country anyway!) I spent the afternoon pottering about, visiting Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery and exploring the Bull Ring market.

Courthouse - tidy!
City hall? 
The museum was lovely. Birmingham has a very strong metalworking heritage and the museum was not only built with magnificent cast-iron patterns and things but featured a lot of stuff around this. I liked seeing some of the old metalwork from the orient - during the age of exploration, Birmingham was well-keen on procuring oriental metalwork for the local metalworkers to learn new techniques and things. Fascinating!

Ironwork in the Birmingham museum
Amazing craftspersonship!

Waiting to hear news of my precious van, I wandered around some:

Around the back of the museum
The new brick/library
Canals n that
A central city pagoda.
Around four the mechanic called me. The call quality was crap, I was on the street, and the guy was a fast talking mumbler at the best of times. I caught a few things:

'...needs lots of work...'
'...£500 pounds or so...'
'...weekend in Birmingham...'

So I said 'do it' - what choice did I have? And booked a coach for a 3.5 hour journey to join Kate and family in Somerset. This was a good plan in the end, as it took an entire week to get the van fixed.

The final cost? £711. Yes that's right, $1,400 NZD for a warrant. Lovely! Two new tyres, completely replaced rear brake system (apparently it could have killed us on the motorway so that was lucky!), something something service, something something. I could understand barely a word! However he was a lovely chap, and the van was looking like a million bucks when I headed back up and got her back. No smoke, running like a champ. Not too bad for a six month thrashing - well done Dotty!

We haven't been sitting on our hands down here in Somerset. We've been tidying up a bit - check out this before and after of Kate's teenage room!

Before: Note the David Duchovny.
After: Note the sad lack of anything. 
So what is next for us? I've paid the tax for six months so Dotty is all sorted. We're going to look at storage for her on Monday, and head to London around the 20th. Until that time we'll keep helping out here. I've been doing a little homework on NZ vans and upgrades for Dotty and just generally enjoying a bit of a holiday before I'm back at the coalface.

Monday, 1 September 2014

Budget: Six months of motorhome finances

"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart."

- Jonathan Swift

I (and more recently Kate and I) have been rolling for six months now - so I thought it'd be good to do a post about our spend. Pulling all this data together will help me plan for future trips, but I hope it will inspire others to see it isn't out of reach if you are inclined to do similar!

I didn't keep a budget whatsoever on this trip - I just smashed my mortgage to bits having a blast. But thanks to technology I can retrospectively construct one by downloading my UK banking history and categorising the data. So here it is - total tour costs, mid March to the end of September:


Doing a monthly breakdown was fun - you can see a few themes:


The Camp Sites green line went down as I got more in to free camping - and there's a kicker in Van Misc where I had to pay for unreasonably shitty insurance coverage, otherwise the spend there was set up costs. 

Using cash has been a shame for the stats! I spent it on pints and burgers, cheap attractions, parking, ice creams, gas bottles and other bits and pieces. The specifics are lost forever, which is a bit annoying now.

The other bugger has been alcohol on the grocery docket - no way to track that. But we've been eating and drinking like alcoholic monarchy, and this has been our spend.

Interestingly the cost of travelling alone (March - June) is about the same as travelling for two - sans the grocery budget!

Not in sexy graph form, but here are the totals:

  • March: £792.97
  • April: £1,274.98
  • May: £1,021.36
  • June: £1,081.91
  • July: £1,597.60
  • August: £1,133.93
  • Total for six months touring: £6,902.75

So what can one take from this? Six months of exploring the United Kingdom, boozing up a storm and missing nothing: roughly $14,000 NZD. Though I travelled alone four months of that, the trend suggests it's about the same for two, so if you consider doing this with a friend or partner, halve that.

Based off my expenditure, for a six month jaunt for two around these fascinating isles, you're looking at about $8,000 NZD per person ($1,333 per month, all inclusive!) Add up the cost of your flat over six months and if this kind of thing rattles your dags - get in to it!

...I also know a guy with a van you could borrow...

UPDATE: A £711 MOT was had at the end of this - service, tyres, headlight, wipers, tow bar, both rear brakes. Keep a couple of bucks in the back pocket for unforeseen emergencies!

Nothern England, unplanned detours and mechanical nightmares

The itinerary is shot, and Dotty is ailing. This entry covers the last hurrah's before mechanical issues have taken us down on our express route to Somerset.

26.08.2014 - 01.09.2014
After a few days hanging out on the border of Scotland in Newcastledon, we headed back in to England to check out Hadrian's wall. An impressive feat, the Romans built this three metre high wall and ditch across the width of the isle to contain the 'Scottish Problem'. The wall was monitored by watch towers every mile or so. The remains are not quite so high, having been used as farm fences and all sorts over the years, but it is quite something.

Hadrian's wall from some crags
We popped in to a fort as well. Not much to see these days, but as you drive along the length of the wall you get an appreciation of the scale!

Driving alongside Hadrian's wall
Part of the fort
Sheep enjoying the fort-side lawns.
We spent the night next to the wall. In the morning we realised a distinct lack of food and high-tailed it north-east to Alnwick to resupply. Alnwick is a gorgeous town, but we didn't stay long, heading even further north-east to Dunstanburgh Castle. The castle is reached by a mile-long headland walk from Craster (a lovely wee seaside town in itself!)

Craster
The walk was lovely, with tame cows munching alongside the many walkers. Kate couldn't resist bothering some cattle:


The walk provides ample opportunity to appreciate the imposing silhouette of the castle - it's pretty cool. Inside there wasn't a lot left, but a fascinating place none-the-less!

Dunstaburgh Castle
One of the towers
A hairy caterpillar
As we returned to the van we realised a problem: no internet signal. We need internet access to investigate places to sleep - without the internet nor area guidebook or touring maps, we were a bit up the creek in Craster! So we headed back to Alnwick, to get the access fixed in the morning. We stayed just outside of town in a layby with lovely views of Alnwick Castle.

Alnwick Castle

As we played scrabble a wee camper pulled up and a retired lady popped out. Kate invited her in and after dinner in she came. Being a solo traveller the conversation was decidedly one-sided from her end, but it was nice to have a guest!

Come the morning and we had a knock on our window - our guest was making sure we'd catch sight of something. Opening the curtains we were so glad she did - the bourgeoisie and their hounds were riding out to kill some stuff on horseback!


In the morning we had some hours so popped in to Alnwick to explore the town some. A market was up - we took a look then perused the charity shops.

Alnwick market

While we were potting about we got a text from Kate's folks. A mishap had occurred and she was requested home urgently. So off we went!

Well, not quite. Having two days to get back to Somerset, we stopped in on our final attraction - Cragside.

Cragside
Cragside has an interesting history. The owner was William Armstrong, a chap who studied law but always had a passion for engineering. Due to his passionate tinkering he became a massive magnate of the industrial revolution - a self-made success story. Inside the building there is a neat, still working hydro-powered spit turner in the kitchen, and the remnants of a hydro powered pneumatic lift the servants used to ferry coal to the higher floors in the house.



Sweet study!
After a quick bite we hit the road and the much-avoided M roads.

I hate motorways over here, they're so boring and Dotty doesn't much dig 'em - but we had somewhere to be, pronto - and that's what they're about. So we flew down to just south west of Sheffield and found a freecamp site up by the Redmires Reservoirs (the internet had started working again).

A fly by of the Angel of the North, Newcastle. 
In the morning we had 200 miles to go. So off we went and things were going fine until the oil light started flashing. You can't pull off motorways here that easily so I was losing my mind over the engine seizing and blowing itself to pieces; but luck was with us and a services was a mile down the road. We tentatively pulled in and discovered the oil pan to be bone dry - we put 2 litres of oil in.

Maybe this was too much - we're new at this breakdown stuff - but the level looked OK to me and on we went.

Miles down the motorway again, I noticed huge clouds of blue smoke billowing from the rear of Dotty. Again we pulled off on the nearest A road and did some homework. Apparently we put too much oil in and the engine would burn off the excess - so we kept off the motorway and watched the blue smoke diminish to nothing. Thinking we were all good, things were fine, we were making progress! Then the light came on again. I was horrified.

So we found a service station, put a pint or so in and pootled to the nearest camp site to book a service. This is what we're doing now - no-one could see her on a Sunday, and they were all booked up today - so we're just sitting pretty until tomorrow when we can limp in to Birmingham and someone who knows what they're doing can rescue my delightful Dorothy!

I haven't changed the oil or fitted a new filter this whole trip. That's 7,000 miles so far. Terrible really, so I suspect this is the culprit. As luck would have it we had her booked in for a service in Newcastle today, so if we didn't try and gun it down the country we probably would have been fine! But that's the way the cookie crumbles sometimes I guess - fingers crossed the damage is minimal.

Lousy!